The Sasquatch

$15.00

Meet The Sasquatch.

You saw exactly where your disc landed.

You're positive.

It kicked off that tree, skipped past the little rock, and stopped right there beside the ferns.

Except...

It's gone.

You searched the fairway. You checked under the leaves. Three people walked the same twenty-foot patch of woods for fifteen minutes while repeatedly saying things like, “There's literally nowhere else it could be.”

And they're right.

Because it didn't go anywhere.

He took it.

Deep in the woods beyond the fairway lives disc golf's most elusive collector—a gentle, shaggy king with excellent taste in plastic and absolutely no intention of returning your favorite driver.

Every brightly colored disc that somehow vanished in plain sight? His.

That perfectly seasoned midrange you spent ten years beating in? Also his.

The one you wrote your phone number on?

Adorable.

Occasionally someone catches a glimpse of him between the trees, usually carrying a suspiciously familiar disc and looking entirely too innocent about the whole situation.

No one's ever gotten close enough to question him.

Frankly, nobody really wants to.

3D printed and individually hand-painted by Salt & Sage, every Sasquatch comes with his own small variations, visible brushwork, and handmade personality. No two are exactly alike—which seems appropriate for a creature nobody can conclusively prove they've seen in the first place.

THE DETAILS
3D printed & individually hand-painted
Approximately 5" scale*
Designed and finished on Cape Cod
Each piece will vary slightly
Decorative collectible — not a toy
Known whereabouts: unconfirmed

THE SASQUATCH
Lost discs have to go somewhere.

Meet The Sasquatch.

You saw exactly where your disc landed.

You're positive.

It kicked off that tree, skipped past the little rock, and stopped right there beside the ferns.

Except...

It's gone.

You searched the fairway. You checked under the leaves. Three people walked the same twenty-foot patch of woods for fifteen minutes while repeatedly saying things like, “There's literally nowhere else it could be.”

And they're right.

Because it didn't go anywhere.

He took it.

Deep in the woods beyond the fairway lives disc golf's most elusive collector—a gentle, shaggy king with excellent taste in plastic and absolutely no intention of returning your favorite driver.

Every brightly colored disc that somehow vanished in plain sight? His.

That perfectly seasoned midrange you spent ten years beating in? Also his.

The one you wrote your phone number on?

Adorable.

Occasionally someone catches a glimpse of him between the trees, usually carrying a suspiciously familiar disc and looking entirely too innocent about the whole situation.

No one's ever gotten close enough to question him.

Frankly, nobody really wants to.

3D printed and individually hand-painted by Salt & Sage, every Sasquatch comes with his own small variations, visible brushwork, and handmade personality. No two are exactly alike—which seems appropriate for a creature nobody can conclusively prove they've seen in the first place.

THE DETAILS
3D printed & individually hand-painted
Approximately 5" scale*
Designed and finished on Cape Cod
Each piece will vary slightly
Decorative collectible — not a toy
Known whereabouts: unconfirmed

THE SASQUATCH
Lost discs have to go somewhere.